Because you never know when some hot chick is gonna roll up to you and be all like "Let's make out!"
If that were me I'd say, "Really? But you are so hot and I'm...I'm not even lukewarm or tepid".
And she'd be all like "Ooh, low self esteem gets me hot!"
And I'd say "Well, if that's the case... by the end of the night, we're gonna have to sandbag the area for that flash flood that'll come from between your legs."
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